New CDC Warning!

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even transmitted electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever--DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends and immediately seek one or both of the following antidotes:

• Motivation Override Volume Inbasket Eliminators (MOVIES).
• and/or Good And Meaningful Exercises (GAMES).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

For those not able to take the above antidotes, chocolate and/or ice cream will suffice at fighting this virus as well.

Some have chosen to seek out the following medications: Work Isolation Neutralizer Extract (WINE)and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Although these are effective, they leave behind some undesirable side effects. Like forgetting where you parked you car, and embarrassing videos showing up on Facebook or YouTube. It is recommended to avoid these medications.

Without immediate treatment new symptons will arise such as TEMPER (Temporarily Emotional Mad Person Enraged Repeatedly), FITs (Freedom Interupting Traumas) and GRIPEs (Greatly Ruined and Interupted Personal Environments). You should immediately forward this medical alert to all your friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.