New CDC Warning!

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even transmitted electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever--DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends and immediately seek one or both of the following antidotes:

• Motivation Override Volume Inbasket Eliminators (MOVIES).
• and/or Good And Meaningful Exercises (GAMES).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

For those not able to take the above antidotes, chocolate and/or ice cream will suffice at fighting this virus as well.

Some have chosen to seek out the following medications: Work Isolation Neutralizer Extract (WINE)and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Although these are effective, they leave behind some undesirable side effects. Like forgetting where you parked you car, and embarrassing videos showing up on Facebook or YouTube. It is recommended to avoid these medications.

Without immediate treatment new symptons will arise such as TEMPER (Temporarily Emotional Mad Person Enraged Repeatedly), FITs (Freedom Interupting Traumas) and GRIPEs (Greatly Ruined and Interupted Personal Environments). You should immediately forward this medical alert to all your friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

A Little More Politics...

A friends father left me a Schrute Buck and said the media has been too kind to McCain. I would agree with that whole heartedly.... I Mean Come On! Just Think about it.....Google McCain-Kennedy, McCain-Lieberman, McCain-Feingold.... What the heck John? What were you thinking? I don't want 4 years of that! Your not my candidate.

However the other candidate.... The one who will be the donkey nominee.... Everybody seems to be falling and fawning all over him.

Thanks Jimbo for your comment.

Oh and just to clarify... I am not a Republican. I am a Conservative (McCain's a Republican but not a conservative), I believe in the principles of the founding fathers, I support the constitution, and I vote my conscience.

A Dirty Movie

A Dirty Movie Taken on 28 May 2008

She is still as messy when she eats today.

My Life as a Bus Commuter...

Since we are trying to sell the gray MINI that leaves me 4 options to get to work.

1. Drive the Red Mini..... Super Fun However I would rather not take him out on days that are gray and dumpy looking and/or raining.
2. Walk.... Super Healthty, I can make the walk from my front door to the office in less than 45 minutes.
3. Wake Stacie and the children up to have her drive me.... I have nver done this nor would I. (I value my life)
4. Take the Bus.... It picks me up almost in front of my house and drops me off downtown in Oak Harbor. A short 3 minute walk and I am sitting in my office Chair.

Now I am not a Global Warming Alarmist by any means. I would consider myself more of a skeptic in the "fact" that me and my car have caused some great climate crisis. I don't deny that there is warming, however I think its part of a greater climate change cycle that has happened since the Lord created the earth. I may go into that latter, but back on topic.

Island Transit if FREE! Doesn't cost me a shiny nickel to ride. Here is a statement from the Island Transit web site.

"The Island Transit Board of Directors feels that charging a fare is contrary to the mission of Island Transit. Typically, for smaller or rural transit systems, collecting a fare generates virtually no usable revenue because of the costs associated with the collection of the fare!!! In addition, the farebox imposes an unnecessary inconvenience which is detrimental to ridership, and therefore contrary to the mission. Island Transit is pre-paid with a local Sales Tax of 6/10ths of 1% on every dollar spent in Island County."

Hmmm... With all the money that King, Pierce, and Snohomish Counties (and their incorporated cities) collect in taxes, their transit systems should be fare free also.

See how you can save gas money by taking the bus.

http://islandtransit.org/

Did I mention it was free?

OH YAH!!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!

Oak Harbor has been listed by Bizjournal News to be one of the 10 "dreamtowns" out of an analysis of 140 "Micropolitan" areas. Read the article here:
http://www.bizjournals.com/edit_special/68.html

Pirate Chase

I was watching Family Guy this evening and there was a scene with a Mini.... I was laughing SO HARD!



I just love Minis!

A little Politics....

Sorry Becky I know he's your candidate but.....

Is it just me? It seems the Media is Heralding Barak like he IS the second coming...

Barack loves me this I know
For the media tells me so

Citizens with big doe eyes

We are dumb but he is wise

Yes Barack loves me...

Yes Barack loves me...

Yes Barack loves me...

The media tells me so.

Now I'm not a fan of John McCain the least bit...

I am hard pressed however to find a positive McCain news story, and a negative Obama story.

I mean come on.... Talk about Media Bias.

Golly.... Its been over three months since I last posted.... And to think that I thought being a regular poster was going to be easy..... It all comes down to motivation. And that's something I have absolutely none of tonight.....